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(door opening)

2
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Wow, you guys look amazing.

3
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Stanley, I thought
you hated Halloween.

4
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Shh, he wears that so
he can sleep at his desk.

5
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Who are you?

6
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Oh, I'm Carrie Bradshaw
from "Sex and the City."

7
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I like your shoes.

8
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Thank you.

9
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Will you help walk me
to the fax machine?

10
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Sure.

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I got her, I got
her, I can help you.

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You look amazing.

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Inappropriate, thank you.

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Who are you, Larry King?

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Gordon Gekko.

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Oh, from the
insurance commercials.

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Yeah.

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(door slamming)
(phone ringing)

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Whoa, awesome.

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Let's put a
smile on that face.

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Damn it, Creed.

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I've been up since four.

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(Andy meows)

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Sweet 'stume, dude.

25
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Who are you supposed to be?

26
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Dave.

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Cool.

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And you are?

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(Andy hisses)

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A cat.

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(Andy imitates buzzer)

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We were looking for kitten.

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(phone rings)

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Give me one second.

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Jim Halpert.

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[Pam] Hey.

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Hey, New York,
Happy Halloween.

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Thanks.

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My costume's getting
a lot of attention.

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So apparently no one dresses
up for Halloween here.

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I wish I had known that

42
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before I used greasepaint
for my mustache.

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And I can't even
take off my hat,

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because then, I'm Hitler.

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(elevator dings)

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(Dwight chuckles)

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Want to see a magic trick?

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I'm going to make
a pencil disa- oh.

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(elevator dings)
disappear.

50
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(bright upbeat music)

51
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Okay, I think we are set.

52
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{\an8}We have puzzles,

53
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{\an8}string, for cat's cradles.

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Burned this last night.

55
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- Oh.
- Little road trip CD.

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Puppets.

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{\an8}Look at all this stuff.

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{\an8}It's only seven hours.

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{\an8}[Michael] When corporate
found out that we were dating,

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{\an8}they decided they were
going to transfer Holly

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{\an8}back to her old branch
in Nashua, New Hampshire.

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{\an8}Michael's taking a
personal day to move me up.

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Road trip!

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{\an8}Right?

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{\an8}- (Holly makes radio sound)
- Breaker one-nine, copy?

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{\an8}Oh.

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{\an8}Copy that breaker.

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{\an8}Those Duke boys are at it again.

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Hey!

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{\an8}Do not touch my radio.

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{\an8}- We're not.
- Kidding.

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{\an8}We're not doing anything.

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{\an8}I'm driving them up for
five times what I would have

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{\an8}made at work.

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{\an8}Thought I made a good deal,

76
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{\an8}then I realized I'ma
be trapped in a truck

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{\an8}with Mike all day.

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We'll miss you.

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Oh. Well, I'll be around.

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Isn't it a seven hour drive?

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{\an8}It's not that bad.

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{\an8}If I'm really jonesing
to see you guys

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{\an8}I can always fly.

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{\an8}I don't know if it'll
be shorter to fly.

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{\an8}You have to drive
to Boston, right?

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{\an8}That's an hour and a half.

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Get there an hour
before the flight,

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now you're up two
and a half hours.

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The flight to Philadelphia
is an hour 15.

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{\an8}It's another two and a half
hour drive to Scranton,

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assuming there's no
traffic. Because if you-

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Well I just wanted
to say goodbye.

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- Okay.
- Mkay.

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{\an8}Bye.

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{\an8}- Well Hol,
- Yeah.

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{\an8}This is it.

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(Kevin whispers)

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Yeah that's not gonna happen.

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{\an8}Yeah but you have to
admit, it would be wild.

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So you're dumping
Michael? Smart.

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No, we're gonna do
the long distance thing.

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{\an8}Oh! You guys are
gonna keep dating?

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{\an8}That's so romantic.

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Thanks.

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{\an8}I almost quit my job so
I could be closer to Bob,

106
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{\an8}and we're in the same building.

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Oh well look, we could
always call or email and write.

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I should get all
your email addresses.

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Yes, we'll email you, and
then you'll have our addresses.

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It's been a weird week

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since we found out
I had to transfer.

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Michael wanted me to
quit and get some job

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here in Scranton and I said,

114
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"Well why don't you quit
and get some job in Nashua?"

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And he said, "I
asked you first."

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And I said, "First!" at
the same time he did,

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and then I said "Jinx!"

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And then we never
talked about it again

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and haven't been back
to the conversation, so.

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This is gonna be awesome.

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This is gonna be awesome.

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I've decided that, on
my drives to Nashua,

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I am going to learn French.

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The language of love.

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And on my drives back, I
am going to learn Spanish.

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What the cleaning crew speaks.

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All right, everybody,
I am out of here.

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Jim, you are in charge.

129
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Oh, I'll walk you out.

130
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Oh, you are quite
the gentleman.

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You can let people go a couple
minutes early if you want.

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All right, we'll see. No.

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I am off to New York.

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My brother Pete from Boston

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and my brother Tom from
New Jersey are taking

136
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Pam and I out for lunch, to
celebrate the engagement.

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Or maybe to beat me up.

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I can never tell with those two.

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(car beeps)

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(door opening)

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Morning, temp.

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Morning.

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Wow.

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Good morning, Dwight.

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Thought I'd go casual today.

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Morning everyone.

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Good morning.

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Hello.

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How you doin'?

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(Dwight grunts)

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How are you Phyllis?

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[Phyllis] Good.
(Andy forces a laugh)

153
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That's funny.

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Take that sweatshirt
off. (Andy chuckles)

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Hey, buddy.

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Andy.

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Remember when I jokingly
yelled at you to take

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your sweatshirt off?

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Totally joking.

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But, you should know,
those colors are sacred.

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Not that I care.

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Mm.

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But, if you're
not a Cornell man,

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you probably
shouldn't wear them.

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No, I get it, I
totally understand.

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And I just want to assure you,
that I mean no disrespect.

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You see, I'm applying.

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Come on, you think you
could get in to Cornell?

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Well if someone who
barely outsells Phyllis

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can get it, I should be fine.

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I'm sitting
right here, Dwight.

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I meant that as a
compliment to you Phyllis.

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As well as a slight to Andy.

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Cornell is a good school,

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and I want to better myself
through higher education.

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If it makes Andy
angry, so be it.

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I have to unpack this weekend,

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but maybe next weekend
we go to The Outlets.

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Cool.

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Mike, you're driving
this every weekend?

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We're gonna switch
back and forth.

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The driving, sometimes we'll
just meet in the middle.

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It'll be fun. Wait a sec.

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Oh I love this song.
(music plays louder)

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♪ Life is a highway ♪

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♪ I wanna ride it
all night long ♪

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♪ If you're going my way ♪

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♪ I wanna drive you
all night long ♪

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♪ Oohoo ♪

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♪ If you're going my way ♪

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Hey there.

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So how do you think we're gonna
do against Penn this year?

193
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Nathan Ford's arm
looks pretty strong.

194
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Well he's had a pretty
good season so far.

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Stop saying we.

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You did not go to Cornell.

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Okay? You're just doing
this to screw with me.

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Not so, Cornell is
an excellent school.

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Without it's
agricultural program,

200
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we probably wouldn't
have cabbage.

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At least not modern cabbage.

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I know it's an
excellent school, Dwight.

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I went there.

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My blood runs "Big Red".

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Someday, we'll both get
together in Comstock Hall

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and just laugh
about all of this.

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(Dwight clinks cups)

208
00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:09,823
(Andy pours coffee out)

209
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(Andy forces laugh)

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I am so tickled.

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Here's why I'm tickled:

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'cause it is so outlandish.

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(Andy clears throat)

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Hey.

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Hey. Future baby sis.

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Oh hi Tom, nice to see you.

217
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I asked Tom and
Pete to come early

218
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so we could play a
prank on Jim at lunch.

219
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Pretty awesome, right?

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I think they're into the idea.

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They're probably thinking,
"That Pam Beesly.

222
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She's the coolest
sister-in-law in the planet.

223
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She's the best."

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The absolute best.

225
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Okay, so, here's
what I'm thinking.

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I'm gonna say, that
before ceramics class,

227
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I took off my ring, and
then when I changed back out

228
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of my smock, it wasn't
in my pocket anymore

229
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and I lost it.

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That's perfect.

231
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You know what'd be
even more hilarious?

232
00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:02,167
Remember that thing we did
when Jim was in high school

233
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with his girlfriend?

234
00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:05,003
Right.
(men laugh)

235
00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:07,047
That would be
hilarious. (men laugh)

236
00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:10,133
Yeah we should totally dog
her about being an artist.

237
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Never making any money.

238
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That is awesome.

239
00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:15,138
Like she basically
has a hobby for a job.

240
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Oh yeah. (Tom laughs)

241
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So not the ring then?

242
00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:20,143
Not doing the ring though?

243
00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:21,311
I think this is better.

244
00:09:21,353 --> 00:09:22,729
This is nicer,
it's fun. It's fun.

245
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Okay, okay.

246
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(mumbles) hates it when
we pick on his girlfriends.

247
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- (men laugh)
- Okay.

248
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They came up with
that idea really fast.

249
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Okay, am I grabbing this one?

250
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No. That's not
what you're grabbing.

251
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Hey y'all not gonna
be playing these

252
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little private games, are we?

253
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Sorry Darryl.

254
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It's like "Driving
Miss Daisy", you know?

255
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Gotta include me in
the conversation.

256
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- Fair enough.
- If you don't mind.

257
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Okay. Okay.

258
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What kind of car games
did you play in the hood?

259
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I got a game.
It's "Cow Surfing".

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Cow surfing?

261
00:09:57,138 --> 00:09:59,265
You spot a cow, last
person to say "Jackson Five"

262
00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:01,726
has to get on its
back and ride it.

263
00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:02,811
Really?

264
00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:04,270
There even cows
where you grew up?

265
00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:06,523
Everybody got
a government cow.

266
00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:09,693
Cow surfing. Okay, here
we go, there's a cow.

267
00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:10,652
(Holly and Darryl)
Jackson Five.

268
00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:11,569
Oh!

269
00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:12,737
Shoot.

270
00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:15,323
Okay. All right. All
right, pull it over.

271
00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:16,533
Here we go.

272
00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:17,951
Here we go. Go get him, Mike.

273
00:10:17,992 --> 00:10:19,619
I'm gonna do it.

274
00:10:19,661 --> 00:10:21,496
No, Michael it's
not a real game.

275
00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:23,915
Then why'd you
say "Jackson Five"?

276
00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:24,916
The man has a point.

277
00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:25,750
Darryl.

278
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,671
All right I made it up.

279
00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:30,755
What?

280
00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,090
Why?

281
00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:33,591
'Cause I wanted
you to like me.

282
00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:35,468
I do.

283
00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:38,304
Hey! Come on.

284
00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:40,807
Okay.

285
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,854
Jackson Five.

286
00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:47,272
He's just trying
to push your buttons.

287
00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:48,398
I don't care.

288
00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:51,359
So it doesn't matter.

289
00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:53,319
Great, then it doesn't matter.

290
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:58,450
You don't think he could
get in though, right?

291
00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:01,661
I mean I don't care, but,
I don't see how he could.

292
00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:03,747
I doubt he could get in.

293
00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:07,000
He is fiercely intelligent.

294
00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:09,544
I don't care either way so,

295
00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:11,421
shut up.

296
00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:16,968
(Michael and Holly laugh)

297
00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:28,313
(car screeches)

298
00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:31,691
(computer hits ground)

299
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,073
- You're the one.
- No, you.

300
00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:39,407
- You are.
- You are.

301
00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:40,658
- No, you are.
- You are more.

302
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,077
- You're the best.
- You're better.

303
00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:42,994
You're better.

304
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,496
You're the best.

305
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:47,457
(kissing sounds)

306
00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:53,088
Watch this.

307
00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:54,255
Darryl watch this.

308
00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:55,382
Look. Darryl look up.

309
00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:56,675
(Michael hums)

310
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,301
Down and give me 50.

311
00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:01,888
One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, 10.

312
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,100
You know what'd be fun?

313
00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:06,101
Like, sleeping.

314
00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:08,103
Yeah.

315
00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:08,895
You know?

316
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:11,981
There you go.

317
00:12:12,023 --> 00:12:13,441
(Michael fake snores)

318
00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:14,818
- Here we go.
- Hold your breath.

319
00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:15,485
You ready?

320
00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:16,403
Go.

321
00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:19,906
(Michael and Holly gasp)

322
00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:24,953
At least it's quiet.

323
00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:27,706
Hey guys.

324
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,249
- How are ya?
- Hi.

325
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:30,208
Good to see you.

326
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,918
Nice to see you again, Pam.

327
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,170
Pam, I haven't seen
you in so, so long.

328
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,508
All right. Now we can sit.

329
00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:41,511
And get comfortable.

330
00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:44,681
Here's what I was thinking.

331
00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:49,310
Following weekend, I drive
up, we get right in the car,

332
00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:51,062
we pop up to Montreal.

333
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,397
Like another seven hours.

334
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:53,898
- Oh.
- Speak.

335
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,525
We could stay in a cozy
BandB with a fireplace.

336
00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:56,985
(Michael gasps)

337
00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:57,819
Absolutely.

338
00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:00,321
Oh and you know what? Darryl?

339
00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:01,948
You are invited to go as well.

340
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,243
Oh, thanks. Thanks.

341
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:06,036
No.

342
00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:08,329
Come on, it'd be fun.

343
00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:09,998
Thank you, thank you.

344
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:10,749
No.

345
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,627
(phone ringing)

346
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:16,338
(Dwight grunts)

347
00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:18,173
Take that down.

348
00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:19,007
Excuse me?

349
00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:20,425
Take...

350
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:21,843
That down.

351
00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:24,054
You know I once dated a
couple guys from Cornell.

352
00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:25,221
They were really nice.

353
00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:26,681
They gave me a ride home.

354
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,266
I seriously doubt that
anyone from Cornell dated you.

355
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,434
It's pronounced Colonel.

356
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:30,602
It's the highest
rank in the military.

357
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,937
It's pronounced Cornell.

358
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:35,023
It's the highest rank
in the Ivy League.

359
00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:37,567
Andy, let's just talk
about this, man to man,

360
00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:38,943
after work.

361
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,028
- Fine.
- What do you say?

362
00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:41,071
Yeah. Good.

363
00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:41,905
Can we-

364
00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:45,325
(Dwight groans)

365
00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:46,451
(Andy forces laugh)

366
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:47,744
That's Big Red Bear.

367
00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:49,913
That's a bobble Big Red Bear.

368
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:50,747
God!

369
00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,418
(door slams open)

370
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:56,586
Don't tell me to calm down, dad.

371
00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:59,214
Ugh! Don't do that.

372
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:00,715
Oh God,

373
00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:02,300
of all people I thought
you would understand,

374
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,260
you're an alumn. This guy is,

375
00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:05,929
he's poking the bear.

376
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:07,555
Gah!

377
00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:08,848
Okay!

378
00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:10,892
I'll see you at
Thanksgiving. Hi to mom.

379
00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:11,768
Bye.

380
00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:18,441
This trip is longer
than I thought.

381
00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:19,734
Yeah it did look
shorter on the map.

382
00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:22,779
(Michael screams)

383
00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:32,497
Ooh wow, I was
having a nightmare.

384
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:33,873
You were sleeping?

385
00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:34,708
Yes.

386
00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:36,126
You were talking before.

387
00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:37,794
Was I? Really?

388
00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:40,130
Was I saying
anything interesting?

389
00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:41,589
Not really.

390
00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:42,924
All right, what's the scoop?

391
00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:44,175
How far?

392
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:47,137
Four hours, almost
halfway there.

393
00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:48,179
We're only half way?

394
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,764
Half way! Okay!

395
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:51,766
You know what I wanna
do? I wanna pull over

396
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,018
and find a little
bed and breakfast

397
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:54,853
for when we meet in the middle.

398
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,062
Emphasis on the bed.

399
00:14:57,147 --> 00:14:57,981
And the breakfast.

400
00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:01,443
Next exit isn't
for five miles.

401
00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:02,402
Let's check there.

402
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:08,575
Nothing out here, man.

403
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:09,868
Yeah.

404
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:10,994
I don't know I just,

405
00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:14,456
I imagined a hotel right here,

406
00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:15,373
pool,

407
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,791
over here.

408
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:20,086
Little breakfast place,
with really good bacon.

409
00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:29,888
("Life is a Highway" begins)

410
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,890
Here we go, fourth
time's the charm.

411
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,811
♪ Life's like road (mumbles) ♪

412
00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,813
♪ When there's one day
here, and the next day not ♪

413
00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:40,899
♪ Sometimes you
(mumbles) danger zone, ♪

414
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,651
♪ Sometimes you (mumbles) ♪

415
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:46,905
(Holly starts crying)

416
00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:49,032
Hey.

417
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:51,659
Are you crying?

418
00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:52,702
No.

419
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:55,580
Allergies?

420
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,332
No.

421
00:15:57,374 --> 00:15:58,583
Did Darryl touch you?

422
00:15:58,625 --> 00:15:59,417
What!?

423
00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:02,420
No, Darryl did not touch me.

424
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,381
Can we just keep going please?

425
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,468
(Holly sighs)

426
00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:14,557
It's been full
for two minutes,

427
00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,559
I just can't be in
there right now.

428
00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:17,519
[Michael] What's the matter?

429
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:18,937
[Holly] It's not gonna work.

430
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,188
[Michael] Sure it is.

431
00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:21,523
[Holly] There's
too much distance.

432
00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:22,524
[Michael] Oh no, no, no.

433
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:23,775
It's gonna work, it'll be fine.

434
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:24,609
Michael, we've only
been dating each other

435
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:25,860
for a few weeks.

436
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:28,154
Listen to me, I
like you so much.

437
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:29,489
I like you too.

438
00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:30,865
And I've dated almost
four women in the last-

439
00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:32,701
I've dated four
guys last year, too.

440
00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:35,120
Not last, no, in
like the last 10 years.

441
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:37,372
I've dated almost four women,

442
00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:41,710
and you are so far above
them, it is stupid.

443
00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,003
- Oh Michael, no.
- It is

444
00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:45,380
Don't make it harder
than it has to be.

445
00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:48,133
That's what she said.

446
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:51,219
Holly thinks, that this
relationship is over.

447
00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:54,973
Well, you know what? I am
not gonna give up that easy.

448
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:57,809
I am going to make this way
harder than it needs to be.

449
00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:01,438
Why are you
doing this to Andy?

450
00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:05,400
You once told me, that Andy
and I had different strengths.

451
00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:08,570
Well, he can't do what I can do.

452
00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:10,864
I can get into Cornell,
but he doesn't know how to

453
00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:13,074
make food and shelter
from a golden retriever.

454
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:16,036
(Angela sighs)

455
00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:17,746
Even if you do somehow get in,

456
00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:20,081
that's not gonna
make me leave Andy.

457
00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:23,293
No, but it'll make
you respect him less.

458
00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:27,297
- (Angela sighs)
- Yes, that's true.

459
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,014
Hey.

460
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,517
Look at that, fun, right?

461
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:40,643
Hmm.

462
00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:41,811
Mm.

463
00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:46,566
Remember the 15 scooper
we had last week?

464
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:49,319
Boy, that's good.

465
00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:51,863
I was "Scooperman".

466
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:54,783
You were "Scoopiegirl".

467
00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:57,118
Remember what you said?
You were laughing.

468
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:57,994
Yeah.

469
00:17:58,036 --> 00:17:59,621
Say what you said.

470
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:01,581
No, Michael, I don't.

471
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:05,460
Ruh-roh, I'm gonna puke.

472
00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:07,003
(Michael laughs)

473
00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:09,005
I'll save you I'm Superman.

474
00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:12,509
(Holly laughs)
Scooperman.

475
00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:14,344
Darryl didn't want any?

476
00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:15,178
I didn't ask.

477
00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:20,684
So no bites on
mom's place, Jimmy?

478
00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:22,018
No, but I found
a realtor, though.

479
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,269
If we wanna go that way.

480
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:25,814
So Pam, how much money
does an artist make

481
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:27,816
after they leave art school?

482
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:29,818
Yeah, not a lot of
money in the arts, right?

483
00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:31,403
Well that's not really true.

484
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:32,612
There's a lot of things you
can do with an art degree,

485
00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:33,863
actually.

486
00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:35,824
Maybe Pam should
pay the check by

487
00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:37,450
drawing a picture
on this napkin.

488
00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:42,163
Wow, that's a little
rude. What's your deal?

489
00:18:42,205 --> 00:18:44,332
Hey. Just having fun, Jimmy.

490
00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:45,750
Yeah, right Pam?

491
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:46,584
Yep.

492
00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:55,427
Here are the two possible
outcomes of this great prank.

493
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:58,138
Best case scenario,
they make me cry.

494
00:18:58,179 --> 00:19:01,391
Worst case scenario,
they make me cry.

495
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:04,978
We should've gone with the ring.

496
00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:06,563
The ring would've
been hilarious.

497
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:08,857
We want the same things.

498
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:11,526
I know, but from
seven hours away.

499
00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:14,279
That is a lucky number.

500
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:18,992
Seven. 7-Up. Seven
dwarves. Seven deadly sins.

501
00:19:19,034 --> 00:19:21,661
Seven rings of
Jupiter. It's a sign.

502
00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:23,830
Hey, y'all want to hear
some loud music or something?

503
00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:25,081
I'm an atheist.

504
00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:26,833
Did you know that?

505
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:28,168
I don't know your religion.

506
00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:29,794
There's so many conversations

507
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:30,837
that we haven't
even talked about.

508
00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:31,921
We'll about it.

509
00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:32,964
Okay.

510
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:35,425
That gives us conversation.

511
00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:36,468
Which is a good thing.

512
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,636
Maybe I'll convert,
to atheinism.

513
00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:41,765
Our kids can decide
what they wanna be.

514
00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,224
How many kids
are you imagining?

515
00:19:43,266 --> 00:19:43,892
Five.

516
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:44,768
Five?

517
00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:45,685
Or six.

518
00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:46,936
Six?

519
00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:48,730
Six would be a nice
round number, so.

520
00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:50,440
We could have teams,
we could play.

521
00:19:51,775 --> 00:19:52,942
One sounds good to me.

522
00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:53,777
One kid?

523
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:55,278
Yeah.

524
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:58,490
Okay. All right,
one kid's great.

525
00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:00,408
That would make three of us.

526
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:02,202
Hey look, Pennsylvania
license plate.

527
00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:04,329
That's crazy. All
the way out here.

528
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:05,955
Who can name all the states?

529
00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:17,967
Hi, can I speak to
someone in the admissions

530
00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:19,135
office (speaks
foreign language)?

531
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:24,683
It's French, never mind, just,

532
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:27,644
admissions.

533
00:20:29,604 --> 00:20:32,315
Do you go to Cornell?
'Cause you're an idiot.

534
00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:34,776
(Andy sighs)

535
00:20:34,818 --> 00:20:36,403
Thank you.

536
00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:39,280
If you leave on
Friday by five,

537
00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:42,826
you'd be rolling in
at midnight, at best.

538
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:45,412
And then sleep in Saturday.

539
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:47,622
That only leaves us less
than 24 hours before

540
00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:48,456
you have to go back again.

541
00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:49,874
Okay, okay.

542
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:53,003
I will talk to you on the
Blue tooth the entire trip.

543
00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:55,296
So, we're talking
constantly, on the way.

544
00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:56,923
I'll tell you
everything that I see,

545
00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:58,383
everything that I pass by.

546
00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:00,468
Things that I
witness on the road.

547
00:21:00,510 --> 00:21:01,678
Well,

548
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:02,971
Maybe I'll see an
accident one weekend.

549
00:21:03,013 --> 00:21:04,597
How long could
we keep that up?

550
00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:05,473
Years.

551
00:21:05,515 --> 00:21:06,683
- Years?
- Yeah.

552
00:21:06,725 --> 00:21:09,477
Years of just a few
hours every weekend?

553
00:21:09,519 --> 00:21:11,312
Well we'll do
really boring stuff.

554
00:21:12,522 --> 00:21:13,398
We'll watch golf-

555
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:14,065
Golf?

556
00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:14,941
Yeah.

557
00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:16,276
I hate golf.

558
00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:17,235
I do too, but we'll
do things that like,

559
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:19,821
make the time expand around us.

560
00:21:19,863 --> 00:21:21,156
We'll go to the bank.

561
00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:22,240
Here's my wish,

562
00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:26,327
I want you to meet a great guy,
and I want you to be happy.

563
00:21:27,537 --> 00:21:28,371
(kissing sound)

564
00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:29,497
Thank you.

565
00:21:29,539 --> 00:21:31,332
My wish has come
true, incidentally,

566
00:21:31,374 --> 00:21:35,045
because you've met
me, and you are happy.

567
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:37,672
Clever Mike.

568
00:21:40,592 --> 00:21:41,343
(door squeaks open)

569
00:21:41,384 --> 00:21:42,344
You might be interested-

570
00:21:42,385 --> 00:21:43,219
What?

571
00:21:45,388 --> 00:21:46,639
Dwight.

572
00:21:46,681 --> 00:21:47,515
Andy,

573
00:21:47,557 --> 00:21:48,600
I've been meaning to ask you.

574
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:50,268
Which acapella
group should I join?

575
00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:54,064
The Harmoniacs, or
the Do Re Migos?

576
00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:58,818
Assuming you had the
voice to be in any of them,

577
00:21:58,860 --> 00:22:00,737
it's irrelevant.

578
00:22:00,779 --> 00:22:03,448
Because, I called admissions
and it looks like I

579
00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:07,035
will be conducting your
university interview.

580
00:22:07,077 --> 00:22:08,119
That's a conflict of interest.

581
00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:09,913
Yeah. Big one.

582
00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:12,207
So should I not let you in now,

583
00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:14,292
or do you wanna
do the interview,

584
00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:15,710
and then I won't let you in?

585
00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:19,089
- (Dwight inhales)
- Interview.

586
00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:20,090
Excellent.

587
00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:24,511
When the hourglass
strikes three,

588
00:22:24,552 --> 00:22:28,264
then in the room whence
employees confer.

589
00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:31,059
What?

590
00:22:31,101 --> 00:22:31,893
The conference room.

591
00:22:31,935 --> 00:22:33,228
Okay.

592
00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:35,230
You know what? I think
we're a great couple.

593
00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:36,523
I think we're a classic couple.

594
00:22:36,564 --> 00:22:38,274
I think we're like
Romeo and Juliet.

595
00:22:38,316 --> 00:22:39,234
(Darryl dialing phone)

596
00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:42,570
I think we go together so well.

597
00:22:42,612 --> 00:22:44,447
We're like peanut
butter and jelly.

598
00:22:44,489 --> 00:22:45,573
(Holly laughs)
Don't you think?

599
00:22:45,615 --> 00:22:47,158
- I do, I do.
- Well then, don't it.

600
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:48,660
Please don't do this.

601
00:22:48,702 --> 00:22:50,286
Please don't do this.

602
00:22:50,328 --> 00:22:51,663
Hey, what's up?

603
00:22:51,705 --> 00:22:53,248
Just thought I'd try you.

604
00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:55,125
Thinking about that
story where you

605
00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:56,918
ran into the girl
you used to babysit.

606
00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:58,336
I don't know
what I'm gonna do.

607
00:22:58,378 --> 00:22:59,379
Please call me back.

608
00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:01,089
Please, I'm not gonna be okay.

609
00:23:01,131 --> 00:23:02,048
- Please.
- You will.

610
00:23:02,090 --> 00:23:03,591
No, I won't.

611
00:23:03,633 --> 00:23:06,553
I'm not strong, I'll go
back to Jan and I hate Jan.

612
00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:16,896
Who are your role models?

613
00:23:16,938 --> 00:23:19,065
If I had to put Dwight's
chances into a percentage,

614
00:23:19,107 --> 00:23:21,943
I would say he has
none percent chance.

615
00:23:21,985 --> 00:23:23,528
So,

616
00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:25,113
Dane Cook,

617
00:23:25,155 --> 00:23:26,531
Jack

618
00:23:26,573 --> 00:23:27,407
Bauer,

619
00:23:28,158 --> 00:23:30,243
and Eli Whitney.

620
00:23:33,163 --> 00:23:34,247
You're doing great.

621
00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:38,793
("Life is a Highway" plays)

622
00:23:40,253 --> 00:23:43,465
(Michael stops music)

623
00:23:47,010 --> 00:23:48,219
Oh, it's really cold here.

624
00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:49,846
No, it's just later.

625
00:23:49,888 --> 00:23:50,680
Yeah.

626
00:23:52,390 --> 00:23:54,893
Here we go.
(camera snaps)

627
00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:56,144
(Michael stifles a sob)

628
00:23:56,186 --> 00:23:57,896
Can we have another?
I think I blinked.

629
00:24:01,232 --> 00:24:04,194
(Michael exhales loudly)

630
00:24:04,235 --> 00:24:05,945
Oh, wow.

631
00:24:05,987 --> 00:24:07,364
This is my niece Vanessa.

632
00:24:07,405 --> 00:24:08,948
She's a trumpeter.

633
00:24:08,990 --> 00:24:10,033
And, look at her.

634
00:24:10,075 --> 00:24:11,409
Cute.

635
00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:12,202
That must be really fun
for you and Marcy, huh?

636
00:24:12,243 --> 00:24:13,745
Yep.

637
00:24:13,787 --> 00:24:15,747
She only know how to play "When
the Saints Go Marching In"

638
00:24:15,789 --> 00:24:16,623
I love that one.

639
00:24:16,664 --> 00:24:17,707
Yeah, but

640
00:24:17,749 --> 00:24:19,084
she doesn't think
she's gonna be like,

641
00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:20,585
a career musician, right?

642
00:24:20,627 --> 00:24:22,295
Here we go again.
What is your deal today?

643
00:24:22,337 --> 00:24:23,546
Just saying.

644
00:24:23,588 --> 00:24:24,798
How many famous
trumpeters can you name

645
00:24:24,839 --> 00:24:26,216
besides Louis Armstrong?

646
00:24:26,257 --> 00:24:27,258
- Miles Davis,
- One.

647
00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:28,551
- Chet something.
- Half.

648
00:24:28,593 --> 00:24:30,512
The point is, Pam, that there
are jobs,

649
00:24:30,553 --> 00:24:32,347
- Dizzy Gillespie.
- Also good.

650
00:24:32,389 --> 00:24:33,556
And there are hobbies.

651
00:24:33,598 --> 00:24:34,933
I love baseball
more than anything,

652
00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:36,226
but you don't see me
trying to get on the Mets.

653
00:24:36,267 --> 00:24:37,435
You don't.

654
00:24:37,477 --> 00:24:38,687
Pete, you couldn't
make the Mets.

655
00:24:38,728 --> 00:24:40,438
She's at Pratt, you
played JV baseball.

656
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:41,773
Will you lighten
up a little bit?

657
00:24:41,815 --> 00:24:43,358
I'm just calling
it like I see it.

658
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:44,651
I don't know if I'm
gonna make any money,

659
00:24:44,693 --> 00:24:45,860
- with art.
- Pam, don't worry about it.

660
00:24:45,902 --> 00:24:47,821
I mean it's a very
competitive field.

661
00:24:47,862 --> 00:24:49,864
But I have a professor who says
that I have a lot of promise,

662
00:24:49,906 --> 00:24:52,617
and if I don't try
now, I never will. So,

663
00:24:53,910 --> 00:24:55,870
Guys, what is going on?

664
00:24:55,912 --> 00:24:59,416
(Tom and Pete laugh)

665
00:24:59,457 --> 00:25:00,417
We pranked you.

666
00:25:01,292 --> 00:25:02,502
It was Pam's idea.

667
00:25:02,544 --> 00:25:04,087
Pam was the mastermind.

668
00:25:05,088 --> 00:25:06,006
Got you.

669
00:25:07,048 --> 00:25:08,091
[Pete] That was killer.

670
00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:10,552
I was so close to blowing it.

671
00:25:11,928 --> 00:25:13,346
Let's see how well you
know your Big Red history.

672
00:25:13,388 --> 00:25:14,556
Bring it.

673
00:25:14,597 --> 00:25:16,141
Who was Cornell's
eight president?

674
00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:17,350
Dale Raymond Corson.

675
00:25:17,392 --> 00:25:18,643
Hmm. I'm sorry,
that's incorrect.

676
00:25:18,685 --> 00:25:20,437
Cornell's seventh
president was, in fact,

677
00:25:20,478 --> 00:25:21,980
James A. Perkins.

678
00:25:22,022 --> 00:25:24,315
Comprehension skills, sub-par.

679
00:25:24,357 --> 00:25:28,445
Hmm. Interviewing
skills, sub-par.

680
00:25:28,486 --> 00:25:30,363
What are you writing?

681
00:25:30,405 --> 00:25:31,865
Can't even give Cornell
your full attention.

682
00:25:31,906 --> 00:25:33,575
On the contrary,
I'm helping Cornell.

683
00:25:33,616 --> 00:25:35,660
By evaluating
their interviewers.

684
00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:38,204
Nobody wants that to happen.

685
00:25:38,246 --> 00:25:39,622
Well, when they
get my evaluation,

686
00:25:39,664 --> 00:25:41,833
we'll see if they're interested.

687
00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:45,211
Applicant is attempting
to blackmail interviewer,

688
00:25:45,253 --> 00:25:47,339
showing low moral character.

689
00:25:47,380 --> 00:25:49,132
Interviewer is
threatening applicant

690
00:25:49,174 --> 00:25:50,884
with an arbitrary
review process.

691
00:25:50,925 --> 00:25:52,844
Applicant is wasting
everyone's time

692
00:25:52,886 --> 00:25:55,221
with stupid and
inane accusations.

693
00:25:55,263 --> 00:25:57,682
Interviewer has
suspect motives.

694
00:25:57,724 --> 00:26:01,853
Applicant has a head
shaped like a trapezoid.

695
00:26:01,895 --> 00:26:04,022
Interviewer has turned
of applicant's interest

696
00:26:04,064 --> 00:26:06,566
in Cornell and they
are going to go to the

697
00:26:06,608 --> 00:26:08,485
vastly superior, Dartmouth.

698
00:26:08,526 --> 00:26:09,694
Ever heard of it?

699
00:26:09,736 --> 00:26:11,988
(both) I think I
have everything I need.

700
00:26:12,030 --> 00:26:15,408
You will be hearing from the
Cornell application department.

701
00:26:16,701 --> 00:26:18,411
And you will not be
pleased with the results.

702
00:26:18,453 --> 00:26:20,205
And your affiliation
with Cornell,

703
00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:22,624
will end completely.

704
00:26:24,125 --> 00:26:25,627
That's all sir, you may go.

705
00:26:30,548 --> 00:26:32,050
This is me here.

706
00:26:32,092 --> 00:26:34,969
Oh, you have your own
entrance, that's nice.

707
00:26:35,929 --> 00:26:38,723
(door squeaks open)

708
00:26:38,765 --> 00:26:40,016
Stairs,

709
00:26:40,058 --> 00:26:40,850
aw man.

710
00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:53,905
(Darryl grunts)

711
00:26:55,073 --> 00:26:57,575
There's another dolly
in the truck, Mike.

712
00:26:57,617 --> 00:26:58,993
You could take more
than that lamp.

713
00:27:01,037 --> 00:27:03,415
For the record, I wanted
to go another direction,

714
00:27:03,456 --> 00:27:05,041
which was way better.

715
00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:08,253
Well, I'll be the judge
of that. What do you got?

716
00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:12,132
Okay. I lost my engagement
ring in ceramics class.

717
00:27:12,173 --> 00:27:13,425
Left it in my smock.

718
00:27:13,466 --> 00:27:15,010
I had this whole thing where I,

719
00:27:15,051 --> 00:27:18,096
go back to class, wrongly
accuse another girl.

720
00:27:18,138 --> 00:27:20,724
Look, I even used makeup to
put a ring around my finger.

721
00:27:20,765 --> 00:27:22,225
You can hardly see
it it's very subtle.

722
00:27:22,267 --> 00:27:23,268
That is good.

723
00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:24,853
Thank you.

724
00:27:24,894 --> 00:27:26,396
Truthfully, anything would've
been better than that prank.

725
00:27:26,438 --> 00:27:27,230
(Pam laughs)
(phone rings)

726
00:27:27,272 --> 00:27:28,106
Oh.

727
00:27:29,441 --> 00:27:30,608
Text message from my brother.

728
00:27:30,650 --> 00:27:32,736
"Pam cool. Welcome
to the family."

729
00:27:32,777 --> 00:27:34,612
Oh.

730
00:27:34,654 --> 00:27:35,739
Hey, how about at Thanksgiving

731
00:27:35,780 --> 00:27:38,116
we prank Tom about being bald.

732
00:27:38,158 --> 00:27:39,284
This the last of it.

733
00:27:39,325 --> 00:27:40,660
Oh that's mine actually.

734
00:27:41,745 --> 00:27:43,580
Maybe put it back in the truck.

735
00:27:43,621 --> 00:27:44,873
You not staying?

736
00:27:44,914 --> 00:27:46,082
You know?

737
00:27:46,124 --> 00:27:47,959
I have some things I
need to do this weekend.

738
00:27:48,001 --> 00:27:51,129
I just remembered so, I'll
just ride back with you.

739
00:27:52,255 --> 00:27:53,798
But you want me to put
it back in the truck?

740
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:57,427
I'll be down in just a
sec. (Michael clears throat)

741
00:27:57,469 --> 00:27:58,261
Holly.

742
00:28:00,305 --> 00:28:01,139
So,

743
00:28:03,933 --> 00:28:05,852
I think I'm gonna
go back with Darryl.

744
00:28:16,488 --> 00:28:17,405
Okay.

745
00:28:17,447 --> 00:28:18,239
(kissing sound)

746
00:28:18,281 --> 00:28:19,282
Bye.

747
00:28:19,324 --> 00:28:20,158
Okay, bye.

748
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:23,536
(Michael clears throat)

749
00:28:32,879 --> 00:28:37,884
(car doors shut)
(car engine starts)

750
00:28:45,266 --> 00:28:47,227
I know it's hard, Mike.

751
00:28:49,354 --> 00:28:50,105
Breakups hurt.

752
00:28:51,648 --> 00:28:52,732
We didn't break up.

753
00:28:54,234 --> 00:28:54,984
Looked like it.

754
00:28:59,739 --> 00:29:01,574
Sometimes when I'm
down like this,

755
00:29:02,659 --> 00:29:04,202
it helps to sing the Blues.

756
00:29:05,912 --> 00:29:06,746
Okay.

757
00:29:08,623 --> 00:29:10,125
Da-na-na-na-na.

758
00:29:12,419 --> 00:29:13,545
Da-na-na-na-na.

759
00:29:13,586 --> 00:29:15,755
That's a really pretty song.

760
00:29:15,797 --> 00:29:17,424
Da-na-na-na-na.

761
00:29:17,465 --> 00:29:19,259
No, no, check it out, look.

762
00:29:19,300 --> 00:29:20,719
Da-na-na-na-na.

763
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:22,345
- Wanna do that?
- Okay.

764
00:29:22,387 --> 00:29:24,222
That's when you hit me
with what's getting you down.

765
00:29:24,264 --> 00:29:25,056
All right.

766
00:29:26,266 --> 00:29:28,143
Da-na-na-na-na.

767
00:29:28,184 --> 00:29:30,061
Da-na-na-na-na.

768
00:29:30,103 --> 00:29:31,604
Da-na-na-na-na.

769
00:29:31,646 --> 00:29:33,398
Da-na-na-na-na.

770
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,900
No wait, you're supposed to-

771
00:29:37,110 --> 00:29:37,736
Nevermin.

772
00:29:37,777 --> 00:29:39,404
The man-na was a way.

773
00:29:39,446 --> 00:29:41,281
The man-na was a way.

774
00:29:41,322 --> 00:29:42,741
The man-na was a way.

775
00:29:42,782 --> 00:29:44,409
The man-na was a way.

776
00:29:44,451 --> 00:29:46,119
The man-na was a way.

777
00:29:46,161 --> 00:29:47,620
The man-na was a way.

778
00:29:47,662 --> 00:29:49,289
The man-na was a way.

779
00:29:49,330 --> 00:29:50,540
The man-na was a way.

780
00:29:50,582 --> 00:29:51,416
Jiahah.

781
00:29:51,458 --> 00:29:52,500
The man-na was a way.

782
00:29:52,542 --> 00:29:54,127
The man-na was a way.

783
00:29:54,169 --> 00:29:55,045
Jiahah!

784
00:29:55,086 --> 00:29:56,046
The man-na was a way.

785
00:29:56,087 --> 00:29:57,297
The man-na was a way.

786
00:30:01,843 --> 00:30:04,596
(aoy wrenys))

787
00:30:04,637 --> 00:30:07,140
It is noigy we're here
He Caust the subal to die.

788
00:30:08,224 --> 00:30:09,893
Man, i'm''t beng.

789
00:30:09,934 --> 00:30:11,353
Are any anyone feels that I feel like I is?

790
00:30:12,687 --> 00:30:13,730
Why do you have to speak hohoho?

791
00:30:13,772 --> 00:30:14,731
? What does the word?

792
00:30:15,899 --> 00:30:18,568
Frur is trenings. Eln’t is the best of
Beds of the theme started starting.

793
00:30:18,610 --> 00:30:20,111
I see what you are doing,

794
00:30:20,153 --> 00:30:22,655
But he did not do not know whatangtt.
You are going to be with this.

795
00:30:22,697 --> 00:30:24,199
Well you will.

796
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:27,160
As soon as you visit
my new beet farm.

797
00:30:27,202 --> 00:30:29,954
(Andy bites beet)

798
00:30:33,917 --> 00:30:35,502
You're supposed to
cook these, aren't you?

799
00:30:35,543 --> 00:30:36,336
(Dwight scoffs)

800
00:30:36,378 --> 00:30:37,837
Cornell.

801
00:30:37,879 --> 00:30:39,673
(Dwight bites beet)

802
00:30:39,714 --> 00:30:43,468
(bright upbeat music)